Funny and Cute Dog Quotes

I didn't do it...And even if I didI'm cute enough to get away with it.

Dogs never bite me. Just humans.  -Marilyn Monroe 

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went." — Will Rogers 

 Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

The factory of the future will have two employees: a man and a dog. The man's job will be to feed the dog. The dog's job will be to prevent the man from touching any of the automated equipment. - Warren G. Bennis 


I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl. - dog owner

All you need is LOVE .... and A DOG...