Funny Gorilla Quotes

andreas

It's a little like wrestling with gorillas. You dont quit when you are tired, you quit when the gorilla is tired.

Funny cat quotes

Wise lion quotes

Funny Unicorn Quotes

I don't believe in humans ~ unicorn

My friend just told me I was delusional. I almost fell of my unicorn

 When I look at myself in the mirror I see a unicorn. A badass unicorn.

Funny Donkey Quotes

I don't like pinatas....they promote violence against flamboyant animals.....What I'm trying to say is, don't make the same halloween costume mistake that I did.

Life would be a million times better if there were pinatas strategically placed throughout the days.

Funny Crab Quotes

I want to get a bunch of hermit crabs and keep them together. Then when people go, "Hey are these hermit crabs?" I'll go, "Not anymore. Now they're mingling crabs

Funny Girrafe quotes

I'd hate to be a giraffe with a sore throat. God damn that must suck.

 Mitch Hedberg

 A girraffe cant swim